I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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