Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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