I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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