on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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