My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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