morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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