it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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