i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
