Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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