I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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