Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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