This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
