So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
