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The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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