Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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