know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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