i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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