Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
