I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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