guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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