Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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