I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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