The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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