Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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