So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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