Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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