He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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