yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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