Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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