I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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