when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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