i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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