I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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