So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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