Dual....:-)
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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