I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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