We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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