I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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