we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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