Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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