the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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