Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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