what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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