I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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