A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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