She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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