I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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