Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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