...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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