Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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