i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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