i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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