There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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