i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
