Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
