He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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