i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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