is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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